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23 March 2009 -  Dirty jokes in my inbox today...


Can you tell your husband something that will make him happy and sad at the same time?
"You have the biggest penis of all your friends..."


A few years ago, the US Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Montana ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, some officials had a more humane solution. What the Forest Service proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males castrated and let loose again, and the population would be controlled.
All of the ranchers mulled over this amazing idea for a couple of minutes.
 
Finally, an old boy in the back stood up, tipped his hat back, and said,
"Son, I don't think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep -- they're eatin' 'em."

 

The husband leans over and asks his wife,
- “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.
-Yes, she says, I remember it well.
- OK, he says, How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?
- Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!  A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. " I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble."  So he follows them.
  The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for  support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the  tavern and make their way to the fence... The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence,  the old man moves in...  Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.  This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
  The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
  After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and put their clothes back on.  The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly  amazing; I've got to ask them what their secret is.  So, as the couple passes, he says to them,
- Excuse me, but that was  something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
- Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.

 

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